Lumber-Straddler


1. a man or a woman who straddle’s a man’s lumber (male genitalia)

2. when a man straddle’s(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)
1st dude: “hey, you know what i haven’t had in a long time?”
2nd dude: “what’s that?”
1st dude: “a really good lumber-straddler worth my time”

everyone should have a little a bit lumber-straddler in their life =)

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