lumberfuck
the act of filling a girl’s v-g-n- with sticks while wearing a flannel shirt.
“i lumberf-cked the h-ll out of my girl.”
“were you wearing a flannel shirt?”
“no.”
“doesn’t count, you just shoved a bunch of sticks in you girls p-ssy for no reason freak.”
one who is a unnaturally attracted to beards
see that guy and his magnificent beard, i’d lumber f-ck him
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