lumberjack breakfast


when a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.
kim sure is a keeper, this morning she had a lumberjack breakfast and then made me waffles.
when you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.
im sleeping on the couch again because i gave the old lady a lumber jack breakfast.

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