lumberjack cupcakes
when you begin violently banging a hooker in the -ss, then flip her over on her stomach, put her feet behind her head and proceed to take a dump in her stretched out b-tthole. after purging your bowels, continue ramming until you blow a j-zzy load. this newly created “batter” can then be baked to make lumberjack cupcakes.
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me and my buddy ra2or found a sk-nk on las vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. in the morning we enjoyed lumberjack cupcakes for breakfast.
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