Lumberporn


lumber p-rn is a slang term for p-rn in the forest. most times occouring between two sequested lumber jacks. it is one of the most sickening acts ever commited between two big men in flanel.
one time i thought i spotted off in the distant wood, and large creature i had mistaken for a sasquach. but no, lo and behold it was two sequested lumberjacks b-mpin beaver.

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