lumer


when you have an erection and you try and hide it by folding it back under your underwear band. a valuble technique for random adolescent (or in some cases adult) erections.
no one can tell, but i have the biggest lumer right now.

i had to give the speech in front of the cl-ss so i used the ole lumer trick.

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