a 1996 chevy lumina, tricked out to no end and capable of cruising hypersp-ce.
“ready to hit the strip club? you know b-tches holla when we roll up in luminosity.”
- Lumpy Dick Salad
the d-ck you get after you jack off to games too hard, especially valve. i have a deformed lumpy d-ck salad.
the smell your friend’s face carries after he eats out that sk-nk from the bar. “dude, your m-ffume is nasty.”
- lunch boot
the act of forgetting ones footwear while hastily returning from lunch “where is your other shoe?” “oh sh-t!, i must must have left it in the lunchroom!” “oh boy…another lunchboot” see boot soup
- Fluvanna County
the absolute worst place to live full of abercrombnie junkies, old people, and lakers (a name for anybody who lives inside lake monticello) sucky school system, no adminstration, and full of extremly ignorant, trifoling, brand name wanna bees. some people actually have brains, but often are critized for having an iq, and sometimes common sense. […]
used to express indifference when confronted with something very expensive. comes from the restaurant scene in american psycho: “and speaking of reasonable…(he shows mcdermott the bill for the meal) only $470!” -coming out this evening? -i can’t…i had a seriously reasonable night yesterday. -how much did you drop? -about a grand. -reasonable! -indeed.