Lump Job
an aggressive prostate milking performed by an individual with large knuckles and sausage fingers.
roger trolled the gay bar all night until he found a guy with sausage fingers and was able to take him home to get the best lump job he had received in a long time. the lump job was more pleasurable than poking the purple plum with his other mate’s boney finger.
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