Lumpelstiltskin


a somewhat insulting but funny name to call your fat friend who is trying to lose weight. play on rumpelstiltskin

-rumpelstiltskin is a dwarf in a brothers grimm fairy tale who spun straw into gold.
don’t eat that donut or you’ll get even fatter, lumpelstiltskin!

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