Lumpet


the practice of putting once lips on a pair of l-b–s, following a buzzing noise to create a sound similar to the trumpet. sounds may be similar to that of a folded leaf whistle, but with the added sound effects of wetness.
richard: hey max i had such a great time lumpeting you last night.

max: oh no problem you can lumpet me anytime.

richard: really? how about tommorow?

max: sure babe just meet me by my house.

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