lumps on his bald head
in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the b-mps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the b-mps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific b-mp on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to s-x, the bigger the b-mp the better the s-x!
uday’s got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful s-x
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