Lunch Adultery
the act of having lunch with a co-worker other than your monogamous dining partner.
chris: where were you at lunch?
paul: oh, rich and i went out to donahue’s for a steak and cheese.
chris: was i not at my desk when you left
paul: no, you were there.
chris: you just comitted lunch adultery. i hope you had to fake all of your laughs at his awful jokes!
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