Lunch Is Served
a discreet way of calling someone a “dry lunch”
also refered to as “bread crisp bread” or the ever popular “ryvita sandwhich”. basically someone who has a face you just want to smack, however your still mates even though every word that comes out of his/her mouth is the epitamy of ridiculous.
that annoying friend turns up
friend: “alright guys”
you: (sarcastic tone) “lunch is served”
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