lunchtime girlfriend
the chick you often have lunch with at school. and nope, she’s not into you. she just happens to be stuck in the same cl-ss as you do.
barney: i have like 5 lunchtime girlfriends.
kim: wtf? are they blind?
barney: no they have the same eng101 as me and the cl-ss is off at 12:30. i tried asking them out on weekends, they just told me to f— off.
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