luntz
adjective and noun. used to define a situation or person of incredible and ridiculous stubbornness. it is worth noting that the usage of ‘luntz’ is not a trifling matter, as the extent of stubbornness that it entails is beyond any previous possible estimates. it is effective in describing circ-mstances where one finds him/herself literally speechless at the stubbornness of a person or unnecessary complexity of a situation.
guy 1: no, i’m telling you, i’m right. there is no way that you like baths more than i do… and also, golf is not a sport.
guy 2: you’re behaving like a real luntz.
a luntz is a maneuver where a man (preferably someone superior in the vrwc) sh-ts in the mouth of another man, and the now-shat-upon man spews forth the fecal matter in a spray that covers the viewing audience. while the sh-t is still in the mouth of the now-shat-upon man, some of the feces likely soaks into his brain, as it does into the brains of the viewing audience.
-i was watching fnc and i totally saw hannity perform the “n-s-u man” portion of a luntz. good thing i ducked.
-gross.
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