luposlipophobia
the innate fear of running around a kitchen table, being pursued by wolves, while wearing fresh socks on a newly waxed floor.
try to imagine the definition; luposlipophobia.
the fear of being chased around a kitchen table, on newly waxed floors by timber wolves
oh your god, i suffer from luposlipo phobia don’t make me get chased…. around a kitchen table… etc
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