lurkin merkin


a female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a s-xually discriminative dramatization.
susan was totally lurkin merkin jimmy when he said her -ss was hot in that twerkin’ photo she posted!

susan: posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
jimmy: posts comment… “you have a nice -ss!”
susan: replies… “why are you looking at my -ss you jerk!”

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