Lurkin Off
the act of masturbating in a lurking fashion. this may include, but is not limited to:q
-lurkin off to pictures on social networking websites
-lurkin off in any means of m-ss transportation (ie. bus)
-excusing yourself from a social gathering only to go lurk off in the public bathroom.
“did you see those new pics jill put on the facebook kid?”
“boy did i ever, infact i was lurkin off to ’em just this morning.”
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