lurkle man


a person who lurks in dark places watching, just watching.
fain: i can see you but you dont no im here watching, im the lurkle man.
a man whos favourite sport is to lurk behind you looking dodge.
guy 1: this burger is sick

guy 2: mate theres some lurkle man behind you

guy 3: aha

guy 4: ahaha

guy 5: ahahaha

lurkle man: mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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