lurktard
similar in nature to a creeptard. a lurktard is an individual pr-ne to creepily making p-sses at another individual, usually of the female persuasion. one may most often find a lurktard creeping in the darkest shadows of bars and sketchy college parties. a lurktard often doesn’t respond well to rejection. in lieu of retreating with intention to move on from their rejector, a lurktard will retreat with intention to incessantly facebook/mysp-ce stalk their victim.
“did you see that guy pretending to get pj last night, even though he didn’t want any, just so he could talk to me? what a lurktard!”
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