lustmuffin


a plausibly deniable nickname for an individual or a very good friend for which you want to pretend that you have no s-xual attraction to. commonly used as a greeting or petname.
“hey there l-stm-ffin.” (translation: wow you’re really hot, but i’m too chickensh-t to outright say so. i hope you know what i mean.)

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