Lutheran shoe bomb
to m-st-rb-t- into a coworker’s shoe, without their direct knowledge of the act.
according to police, timmy’s coworker reported seeing timmy exit her office around 9:30 p.m. while b-ttoning up his pants and fastening his belt. when the woman confronted timmy about what he was doing in her office, he allegedly stated that he was checking the room because the door had been left open.
police said that after timmy left, the employee discovered a “clear liquid” inside one of her shoes, which had been left in the office.
detectives interviewed timmy at his home and he later admitted to entering the office and committing a lutheran shoe bomb, police said.
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