lutterworth
small leicestershire town where frank whittle pioneered jet propulsion…
…sadly, none of this genius is apparent today. it is sheer luck that this town has a police station as there is a horrific drug problem, leading to other crimes also. the drug problem can be located particuarly in the local park and round back of netto where employees often take time off to smoke a little moroccan hashish.
#1: you ever been lutterworth?
#2: yeah got drugged to my eyeb-lls there once, then ended up robbing netto.
#1: really!?!
#2: yeah kicked lynda in the face.
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