Luxury Breakdown
a mental breakdown, extreme anxiety that occurs to the unemployed and well taken-care of, sometimes trustfund middle 20’s children. done usually in between manicure / pedicure, chiropractor, and personal trainer appointments. used to gain attention from friends who think you have lost touch with since you became so wrapped up in your world of doing nothing all day.
friend 1: “i’m not sure what is wrong with me. i’ve been having panic attacks, i’m all stressed out about thinking about returning to work someday, getting up at noon just about kills me… i think i’m going crazy.”
friend 2: “nice to hear from you. i think you are having a luxury breakdown. glad you have found something to occupy your days with.”
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