Luxury Wanking Device


a term used to describe one’s girlfriend or, more specifically, her gash.
1. i don’t love you. you’re just a luxury w-nking device.

2. i’ve got a new luxury w-nking device.

3. can i borrow your luxury w-nking device?

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