lycra
lycra is a fetish where a man urinates into the woman’s left nostril and it would have to come out of the right tear duct. my girlfriend loves it. you should try it!
i performed lycra on my girlfriend and as the p-ss ran down her cheek, she started to stick out her tounge and lick it right off.
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