lycraphile


!¬someone who is creepily obsessed with the look and feel of lycra. one who forces their partners to wear it constantly and becomes transfixed when they see someone wearing it…..steern clear of someone who mentions the word lycra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jcl: do you like those shiny-look leggings ???

et : what the f-ck ???? you mean lycra ( she says as running out the door as quickly as possible !!! )

jcl : lycra lycra lycra lycra !!!! come back here b–tch and get those leggings on i bought ya while i f-ck with my lycra hotpants on !!!!!!!!

et : f-ck off you lycr-phile !!!

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