lyfao; laughing your f-cking -ss off
george said it was so funny that you were lyfao, dude!
lyfao (laughing your f-cking -ss off) is commonly known as a contrapositive of lmf– (laughing my f-cking -ss off). except that the other person is saying “lmf– on your side!!!”
(protip: they meant “lyfao”)
p-ssenger: “why are you driving on the left side of the street?”
driver: “omgrly? lmf–!”
p-ssenger: “lmf– on your side! i mean…lyfao!!!”
a group of intellectually inferior individuals that tend to swarm together, like bees. “look at that group of sorority girls. what a bunch of dumblebees!”
to -j-c-l-t- in someones mouth this girl was suckin my d-ck so i made her a fresh spermaccino
- sperm omlette
a baby. any idiot can make an omlette, and any woman with a ready supply of sperm can make one of these. the only thing she’s good at is making sperm omlettes.
the opposite of obsess. to relax and/or separate oneself from something important. “man, the popo is on to me. i’m obsessin’ ’bout if they catch me with this sh-t.” “man, decess. they won’t find you. they’s all off eatin’ doughnuts.” “you right, man. hand me another joint.”
- sfw & gfh
“smash(ing) f-ck-ng weight and get(ing) f-ck-ng huge”. often used after an individual is suggested to “keep lifting heavy and taking a multi(vitamin)”. bro 1: hey bro, you’ve got some ridiculously jacked bicepts! bro 2: thanks bro, it’s all about sfw & gfh, yaknahmsayin? bro 1: oh man, i was just lifting heavy and taking a […]