lying momoh
a boy that lies a lot. normally say things like, “i get all the ladies,” or, “i have a big d-ck,” or,”i’m smart.” he does this for personal gain even though everyone can see through him.
“hey ladies, want to see my big d-ck?”
“no thank, you lying momoh
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