lylo


an inflatable device used in water to get proper brown. some idiots refer to it as a floaty or tube but this is simply ridiculous
i’m getting a lylo and going to the pool
verb: to live your life online.
to spend an inordinate amount of time on the internet and/or with computers and gadgetry. one obsessed with technology and the internet.

noun: one who habitually does it.
a geek who can’t even spend time away from the internet when on holiday in a scene of
example 1:

“you’ve got your twitter updated by facebook and your blog and you appear to have your alarm clock tied in to an atomic clock synchroniser on your pc. don’t you think that’s obsessive?”

“ya, i know, i like to lylo”

example 2:

“he’s visiting the grand canyon and he’s twittering on his iphone! what a lylo!”
corruption of the uk english word lilo used generically as an inflatable airbed specifically for the beach or pool and to float on water. known in usa as inflatable raft or pool raft.
1. yip thats right we doing a lylo contest, so bring any inflatable rafts along to the conference and we we be seeing who can get the biggest barrel
2. i’l bring my lylo from holiday. it’s banter after all – sorry to b-tt in, but the lylo thing got me thinking. why did people used to take inflatable . . .
3.and the inflatable boat . return to main area | report post to a mod | ip : logged … them lylo things too ( sorry about spelling )
4. gumpy they thought that he might let them on his inflatable lylo. so they went up to mr. … he said can i go on the inflatable lylo? he said yes said mr. …
5. – proper word – one turkish couple were recently rescued while trying to paddle across the channel on a lilo.
likes to jump off tall things, i used to think he could be a lylo as in beach lylo, he scares people by eating toothpaste and his nurse theories…
lylo… as in marc

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