Lymeopause


a rare condition that comes about when a lyme disease ridden woman’s p-ssy and taint shrivel up . the woman is then not only a b-tch, but a b-tch that twitches ,sweats profusely, and forgets where she is going. she doesnt have a typical monthly menstrual cycle. instead, her v-g-n- excretes die off from borrelia burgdorferi (lyme spirochete).
dan: hey brother why you seem so down?
zack: i was just e-thugged by some lymeopause ridden fools over to lymefriends.

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