Lyndon State College
a small college in a small vermont town commonly know as lyndonville. in the winter, lyndon state college is home to the famous ice p-n-s fountain. despite the rules that limit such activity, students can always be found having partied the night away. hungover skiing is a popular sport durring winter months, but dont worry when the weather is warmer you can always take a midnight dip in the pond which is home to questionable creatures.
they sure have fun at lyndon state college
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a fine academic establishment in northern vermont. during the winter, which lasts from october to may, students of lsc can typically be found skiing or snowboarding down the tiny–ss hill between the stonehenge dorms and the stonehenge parking lot, climbing the central “ice sculpture” which looks suspiciously phallic most of the time, coming up with incredibly creative methods of smoking pot, contracting food poisoning from the culinary -n-s of america (a.k.a. stevens dining hall), or seeing how much alcohol it is possible to consume in one night (about 15 hours). during the summer, which is about two weeks of the time the college is actually inhabited by anything besides bears, moose, and really f-cked up looking creatures known as “public safety officers”, all incoming freshmen are required to find out that no, you don’t want to swim in the ponds on campus, and also that the packing house is not at all worth their money.
lyndon state college: a good place to get really, really f-cked up.
where your dreams come to die.
dude there is no way i am attending lyndon state college for another semester, i’ve never had to deal with such bullsh-t.
a high school that you sleep at.
person 1: where do you go?
person 2: lyndon state college.
person 1: that’s not a college. that’s a high school you sleep at.
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