Lyndyism


the ultimate religion.
women dominant men to the extreme.

system:
lyndy=g-d
lauren=jesus (left hand woman)
women
rats
bugs
8 inch and over
black men
boys
men
gays

b-lls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.
lyndyism is the following.
v-day
girl gives razor to boy with large p-b-s.
boy asks “whats this for?”
girl replies “for ur forest d-ck wad”

religion of major unknown whippage.

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