the circ-mstance of being completely, totally, and unetquiviquably, screwed.
guy1: hey jasper, i took gertrude to cold stone on our first date. it cost me $27!
guy2: you got totally lynx-ed albert!
friend1: they’re laying us all off but my boss just went on tv showing his in-home basketball court.
friend2: that sucks. you guys are getting lynx-ed.
labrarian -noun 1. a connoisseur, cataloger, and true appreciator of a wide variety of v-g-n-s. clay: it says here that gene simmons has slept with over 3,000 women. jay: whoa. clay: and john c. holmes has slept with thousands as well. those guys are serious labrarians. jay: yeah, they are!
- Lady Boi
a tall blond male who has a cane obsession. the word orginates from harry potter and chamber of secrets. lucius malfoy is a lady boi.
an alternative spelling of “s-ssafras”. basically what happens to the word “s-ssafras” when you mix up your s’s and l’s. originally founded by the show zoey 101, season 1 episode 7 “the play”. mr. fletcher: kill? kill?! chase: yeah, see it’s actually supposed to say “zorka leans in to kill the lifeguard.” not kiss. it […]
a laywer is actually not a mispelling of a lawyer. a lawyer helps you in court, and represent yous. a laywer is someone who you enlist to help you in a flame war, usually on some sort of irc server. lolercats: i would like to call my laywer. karl: you mean lawyer? -_- lolercats: no, […]
- lazy hortense
one is a lazy hortense when he or she is lazy. used in the same way as the phrase “negative nancy”. that chick is a lazy hortense, all she does is sit on her couch all day and eat fried chicken and waffles.