Lyper Speed


usually used in reference to a sprinting athlete at a track and field meet, describing them as running at a speed that ranges between “hyper speed” and “lightning speed”, which is basically fast as sh-t.
alyssa- “okay so why is that guy wearing sungl-sses when we’re at an indoor track meet?”
andrew- “no sh-t, that’s coach dylan! that dude’s got lyper speed.”

alyssa- “so you mean he’s fast as sh-t?”
andrew- “yeah, like really fast sh-t.”

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