Lysak


dumb polish person. aka dumsack
the lysaks can’t figure out why their submarines with screen doors keep sinking.
1: fat and lazy polish man, or his lazy, unsightly offspring.
2: a polish man who does not own a toothbrush or deodorant.
3: a stinky wife of a polish man who eats all day and does her best to f-ck over her employees.
4: a lying sack of sh-t, destined for an -ss beating in the office at which they work.
i hear old man lysak was collecting his salary illegally at the same time he was collecting disability insurance. he will get an -ss beating as soon as his insurance company is tipped off.

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