Lysistrata
wife that withholds s-x for the greater good (i.e. stopping a war, saving a kitten).
man 1: sorry man, but i can’t go bar-hopping today…
man 2: well, why not?
man 1: i have to re-roof the leaky section over my kid’s room.
man 2: but you said yesterday (and i quote), “ah, screw that. let’s get beer!”
man 1: yeah, well, my wife’s a crazed lysistrata.
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