M.A.R.S.


morning after remorse syndrome. the feeling of regret about the previous night’s alcohol-induced activities. m.a.r.s. can have direct causes, such as engaging in buffoonery, or can be a general sense of remorse not attached to a specific incident. m.a.r.s. can exist separate from a hangover, as its effects are purely mental and emotional, rather than physical. (pr-nounced mahrz)
guy a: ah man, i have a really bad case of m.a.r.s.
guy b: that’s probably because you hooked up with that b-tterface and drunk-dialed your mom.
m.a.r.s. is an acronym for m-ss alcohol, reefer, & s-x.
i joined the m.a.r.s. fan club on facebook because i love s-x, drugs, and beer.

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