m-douche


derived from the abbreviation md. when a douche in pre-med tries to explain medical things they don’t even understand. often m-douches like to pretend they are already doctors, performing half–ssed surgeries in bas-m-nts. m-douches are not to be trusted and are to be reminded of their m-douche status frequently.
guy 1: i don’t feel so well
guy 2: you definitely have cancer
guy 1: shut up you m-douche idiot
guy 2: yo i’m pre-med!
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