mother i’d like to kiss and would consider f-cking later.
no, matthew. she’s just a m.i.l.k.a.w.c.f.l
the amazing creature that is a cross breed between a pirate, an octopus, and an elephant. dean: omg! is that an octophirate? sam: no! it’s a pelepus! the amazing creature that is a cross breed between a pirate, an octopus, and an elephant. dean: omg! is that an octophirate? sam: no! it’s a pelepus!
- Lambs Livers
canadian author, who at the age of 26 murdered his biological father ( steven livers ) for stealing a book idea. lambs livers subsequently sold the story for a lump sum of cash. lambs livers is now serving out a 15 year prison term for 2nd degree murder in kingston, ontario.
1) the thing that comes from underneath osmund saddler’s robe in resident evil 4, and impales luis sera, or any other spaniard. 2) any arm like appendage that appears to have p-n-s like characterisitics. 3) any p-n-s like appendage that appears to have arm like characteristics. 1)oh my god!!! that guy got impaled by a […]
when a male seems fat, but has a large amount of muscle under it. person 1: you see b-tterbean, the boxer? he is buffhuge. person 2: yeah it seems like he has muscles under all that fat. person 1: buffhuge dude, buffhuge.
a choong girl you’ve linked or linking. “yeh i’m gonna go link that bufflink i was with last week ya get me?”