M.W.P.
(noun), machete wielding poo.
this is an extremely painful type of doody that is often accompanied by bleeding and/or blood streaks on the resulting poo stick.
a more common description of this type of doody states that it feels as though there are shards of gl-ss juxtapositioned throughout the poo that sporadically slice your b-tthole lining as it exits. however, to be technically correct, shards of gl-ss are inanimate and p-ssive in nature, whereas the feeling described here is very much an animate and active process–it really does feel as though a moving blade is cutting you.
note: painful symptoms of m.w.p. may present themselves during a p.o.u.s.
dude, my b-tt is is all ripped up after i shat out that m.w.p. yesterday–i can barely sit down on it!
most wanted person
you’re my mwp!
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