Mac and jiz
a group males gather around a bowl of mac and cheese, everybody jerks it and jiz’s on the mac and cheese the last one to j-z on it has to eat the mac and j-z and the first one who jiz’s on it it is declared winner.
at the party sat-rday we played the game mac and j-z , but i lost.
#soggy biscut
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