Mac Chrispies


people who will not stop talking about the sublime beauty and coolness of any product from apple computers. they seem to take the characteristics of a voice of a bad voice actor. they quote mac advertis-m-nts like steve job has a firewire port in there skull.
there are two men in a pair of restroom stalls. they are friends. while one waits quietly, the other is using his ipad.

the ipad person will not stop talking about the ipad, and wishes to hand the other the ipad. anyone that would breach the privacy of others to show the a future just discovered application is a mac chrispies.

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