mac freak
a person who owns a mac. most likely owns an iphone and a couple of old ipods also. detests pc. say’s thing’s like “listen, once you’ve owned a mac, you can never go back!!! guffaw!!!!!”
i’m really creative and cool. i think i’ll buy a mac book and sit in starbucks all day drinking free coffee refills whilst pretending i’m working on a m-n-script. you’re not a writer unless everyone sees you writing. c’mon! mac freak!!!!!!!!!!
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