mac guyver’d
to make something useful out of a mult-tude of completely useless things.
origin: the early 90’s tv series starring richard dean anderson
i needed to blow up a dam, so i macgyvered up a bomb with some fertalizer and an old tin can.
to put something together using useless bits and pieces in the most far-fetched way
i’ve macguver’d myself some socks using a squirrel , a dohnut and a few paperclips
this applies to any situation which can be solved by the improbable application of:
1) a swiss army knife
2) a roll of duct tape
3) a match
4) richard dean anderson (aka macguyver)
macguyver i don’t know how you did it! making a nuclear bomb out of that empty can of catfood was shear genius…
to build something in a half -ssed way that seems impossible anyway
hey, this nuclear missile broke, but i mac guyver’d it with some scotch tape, a box of crayons and a bag of old fertilizer!
to fix something so that it works for the time being because you’re too lazy or broke to either fix it properly or buy a new one.
my car insurance deductible is $1000 so i mac guyver’d my b-mper with duct tape.
something that is fake and impossible. or getting out a situation that seemed impossible.also 007
man i made mac guyver’d away from those police. i almost got caught but i 007’d outta that b-tch
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