Mac Nerd
a nerd. thats not a real nerd because they use macintosh computers. so they are actualy slightly cooler than pc nerds. they go around café’s bearing the apple logo on the back of their macbook/pro laptops, just to be different. they also find mac’s s-xy and m-st-rb-t- over the computer not internet p-rn.
mate. are you a mac nerd now, i saw you in café nero the other day with a macbook air.
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