Macabation
when a person cannot take their hands off their new imac or apple mac based product. it’s almost as if they are chronic public masturbators only difference is they jack off over technology.
i got my macbook pro sunday night and i haven’t been anywhere near social. i’ve been all alone in my room with the door closed with my computer practicing macabation.
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