macaulay caulking
the effect on your insides,when you drink them raisin dry with lots of cheap whiskey (preferably the great macaulay premium scotch whiskey 40 % vol.)
a: do you still have that horrible stomachache?!
b: it will be over soon, because tonight’s gonna be macaulay caulking
masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they’ll return; ie, maturbating while home alone.
pun on the word “caulking” (pr-nounced “call-king”), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.
roommate: what the h-ll were you doing in the bathroom when i got home? you were in there for a while.
deviant: oh just macaulay caulking the bathtub tiles… you didn’t leave a note so i didn’t know when you’d be home.
roomate: gross
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