MacBauer


the union of jack bauer and macgyver – the ultimate avatars of prep-time and anti-prep-time in this universe – into a single omnipotent being. eventually these two forces will combine together once again, destroying our universe in a glorious rebirth of a new universe. and the cycle shall repeat through time, as the golden strands of hair repeat through his glorious mullet, amen.
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    to get f-cked up like whitney knight aww man i got whitnastyed last night.


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