macbitch


the name the audience chants at the end of a macbeth play. just as macduff tells him that he was born a c-section. another example of how badly he was p-ssywhipped.
macbeth: “thou losest labour:
as easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
with thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
i bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
to one of woman born”
macduff: “despair thy charm;
and let the angel whom thou still hast served
tell thee, macduff was from his mother’s womb
untimely ripp’d.”
macbeth: “i’m thee little b-tch, i am.”
audience: “macb-tch, macb-tch, macb-tch!”
tomato, baseball, ak47 hitting macb-tch: “squish, smash, i want to get traded from utah.”
someone who is the biggest b-tch in a friend group. usually tall and skinny with dark hair and has a little larger nose than usual. but she’s super pretty. other names for her would be ‘biggest b-tch around,’ ‘snicker licker,’ or maybe even ‘lester.’
macb-tch macb-tch macb-tch what you gunna do when she comes for you? macb-tch macb-tch macb-tch… the biggest b-tch of them all.
n. an asian sl-t with way too much makeup on (like those who work at m.a.c. cosmetics) to the point where you cannot see the relevance between them and their respective family members.

examples of how to identify a m.a.c. b-tch:
1. see if you can see the individual hairs of her eyebrows
2. see if you can tell what her natural skin color is
3. see if her makeup always matches her outfit, down to her wetseal thong
m.a.c. b-tches who go to the predominantly asian clubs every weekend, who usually have ‘ties’ with the bouncers.
mac meaning “son of” in irish

b-tch meaning b-tch

son of a b-tch
donald is such a macb-tch.

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